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"Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer) 02/14/2019 at 19:59 • Filed to: None

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Happy 14th of February. People are buying heart-shape tortillas because they hate food. But it’s clearly not the most outrageous occurance of the day; 

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Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Spanfeller is a twat 02/14/2019 at 20:10

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The precedent he’s setting is beyond dangerous and everyone on both sides of the aisle should recognize that. 

Spanfeller is a twat > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 02/14/2019 at 20:16

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I know right!?! Who the fuck decides that this is the standard for Valentines day tortillas? Those probably take twice the time to make!

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Spanfeller is a twat 02/14/2019 at 20:20

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Exactly, that’ll take WAY too much time to make those properly then to expect them to hold together is insane

Spanfeller is a twat > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 02/14/2019 at 20:21

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I’m sorry, I’m genuenly more triggered by the t ortillas. I mean... how do you fold a taco that way? It's bad engineering.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Spanfeller is a twat 02/14/2019 at 20:22

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And honestly, does the fact they’re in a heart really make it better when they’re gonna be covered in whatever you fill it with?

Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > Spanfeller is a twat 02/14/2019 at 20:22

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Speaking as a relative (and sometimes literal) ditch digger in the American economic hierarchy; if we’re really so concerned with the “humanitarian crisis”, how far could that $5.4 billion (or whatever astronomical figure it is Orange Julius wants) go in aid? Let’s say, to, you know, help people? As opposed to building a wall/steel slat fence/whatever the fuck it is?

How much money was spent to truck aid to the Venezuelan border?  Aid that’s supposedly sitting in Colombian warehouses at the border?

Because building a fence at the border is definitely going to “ stop the humanitarian crisis” ( from entering the United States) .

Spanfeller is a twat > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 02/14/2019 at 20:26

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Yes, and back to the US... The wall really reminds me of those tortillas. Practically useless.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Spanfeller is a twat 02/14/2019 at 20:28

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The wall isn’t delicious though

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 02/14/2019 at 20:34

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“quick hold my beer”

Svend > Spanfeller is a twat 02/14/2019 at 20:42

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Our company gets in heart shaped pizza bases for valentines.

If someone serves you a heart shaped tortilla, pizza, etc... get up and walk out. Just look at it, then the food, then at them and raise an eye brow and get up and walk out. 

Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 02/14/2019 at 21:09

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What, you mean it’s NOT going to be made of gingerbread?

Shit